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The Stop Ashlee Simpson Petition sucessfully had the annoying star thrown out of our galaxy. The people have spoken.

Be on the lookout for this Canoe.ca journalist! Maybe the reason the article was a 404 error was the police got him! – From Google News Canada [news.google.ca] at 9:10 EST.

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Pinkslip John “Smashcroft” Ashcroft has resigned.

Viktor Yushchenko is apparently the real victor, but Viktor Yanukovych apparently rigged the elecetion to be the victor. Canada could thaw out Alex Barris, from CBC’s Front Page Challange, to help figure out who the real victor is. File beside “Two wrongs don’t make a right” “Two Viktors don’t make a democratic election”.