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Congratulations to Markham

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007

I want to congratulate my hometown of Markham for both being in the news at not being in the news: Congratulations for being in the news for being awarded the new Honda Canada head office (I’m a Honda fan and owner). Congratulations for NOT being in the news following the recent big DVD piracy bust.

NASA finds the G Ring

Sunday, August 12th, 2007

NASA has recently found and explained Satrun’s mysterious G Ring. The Cassini space probe has been there since 2004, so it’s frustrating that those guys down and NASA had such a hard time finding the G Ring.

More money than energy

Friday, July 6th, 2007

From Dadsmacker The following titles are better than my original choice: More money than muscle Soccer Mom upgrades from SUV to tractor trailer One’s the brains, the other’s the muscle Segway/stroller collision caught on traffic camera moments before impact Segstroler Taliban unveils new recruitment posters on theme of “Western Decadence” Mother pushes stroller with segway,… Continue Reading More money than energy

Transformers

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007

What an amazing movie. If you read the reviews and thought that the movie wasn’t for you then don’t go, but if you loved the cartoon or think giant robots battling in downtown LA are cool then go see this movie (maybe twice). Shia LaBeouf is hilarious as Sam Witwicky. The new transformers arrival story… Continue Reading Transformers

Juan Pablo Montoya gets first NASCAR win

Monday, June 25th, 2007

Congratulations to one of my favourite F1 drivers, who’s now left F1 and brought his considerable driving skills and considerable Columbian fan-base to NASCAR. His first won came at the Infineon Raceway, one of NASCAR’s few road courses, and I actually watched a good portion of the race and enjoyed it; the zero-areo-efficiency cars (in… Continue Reading Juan Pablo Montoya gets first NASCAR win