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Mr. Chretien, this is your future

Tuesday, February 8th, 2005

Mr. Chretien, this is your future: If you keep trying to scuttle this inquiry, and it is proven that you sunk millions of public money into Liberal trinkets for Quebecers, than your legacy will be re-written. One thing Mr. Chretien’s new legacy might have in common with his old is that they will both prove… Continue Reading Mr. Chretien, this is your future

Inaugurations

Friday, January 21st, 2005

Mr. Bush was inaugurated yesterday, and as he swore into the office he wasn’t the only person on this planet swearing about his second term. I am looking forward to the inauguration of Viktor Yushchenko on Saturday [Globe]. At least when Ukrainian elections have suspicious outcomes they hold new ones. Mr. Bush should take note… Continue Reading Inaugurations

Little boy, big truck, old woman: Ashton’s truck.

Saturday, January 8th, 2005

Just when you thought Ashton Kutcher was an OK guy after he campaigned for John Kerry, and gave his quote about Kerry’s plans to lower most people’s taxes and raise his singificantly. Well, it appears as though that Bush win has left that money in Ashton’s dangours hands. Ashton has purchased a International CXT. That’s… Continue Reading Little boy, big truck, old woman: Ashton’s truck.

Bill Gates’ PC Freezes at CES

Friday, January 7th, 2005

Earlier this week Bill Gates was demoing his new media centre PC and got a rude, but familiar suprise. It was in Las Vegas at Consumer Electronics Show (CES), with help from Conan O’Brien, Gates was about to show off the new software a part of his keynote but the soon-to-be-shipped software froze up, despite… Continue Reading Bill Gates’ PC Freezes at CES

All tuckered out.

Thursday, January 6th, 2005

No more CNN crossfire! Too bad I don’t have a catagory called ‘Ding-dong-the-witch-is-dead’, because this one fallls under that one! CNN’s cross fire has been cancelled, well they fired Tuker Carlson after testing him out behind the news desk all last week. As John Stewart of The Daily Show likes to point out; Tucker Carlson… Continue Reading All tuckered out.