Homer

Wed May 4 13:41:39 2005 EDT (-0400 GMT)

Alright Brain, you don’t like me, and I don’t like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Be quiet, Brain, or I’ll stab you with a Q-tip

Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn’t, its that girls should stick to girl’s sports, such as hot oil wrestling foxy boxy and such and such…

These and other random Homer Simpson quotes.

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