{"id":413,"date":"2007-07-06T09:16:56","date_gmt":"2007-07-06T13:16:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattclare.ca\/wordpress\/2007\/07\/06\/more-money-than-energy\/"},"modified":"2007-08-24T10:23:32","modified_gmt":"2007-08-24T14:23:32","slug":"more-money-than-energy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattclare.ca\/blog\/2007\/07\/06\/more-money-than-energy\/","title":{"rendered":"More money than energy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/offsprung.com\/dadsmacker\/2007\/05\/25\/happy-memorial-day-weekend-lazy-bones\/' title='Segway sloth'><img src='http:\/\/mattclare.ca\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/07\/4078330_500.jpg' alt='Segway sloth' \/><br \/>From Dadsmacker<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The following titles are better than my original choice:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>More money than muscle<\/li>\n<li>Soccer Mom upgrades from SUV to tractor trailer<\/li>\n<li>One&#8217;s the brains, the other&#8217;s the muscle<\/li>\n<li>Segway\/stroller collision caught on traffic camera moments before impact<\/li>\n<li>Segstroler<\/li>\n<li>Taliban unveils new recruitment posters on theme of &#8220;Western Decadence&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Mother pushes stroller with segway, not pictured: reality<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Dadsmacker The following titles are better than my original choice: More money than muscle Soccer Mom upgrades from SUV to tractor trailer One&#8217;s the brains, the other&#8217;s the muscle Segway\/stroller collision caught on traffic camera moments before impact Segstroler Taliban unveils new recruitment posters on theme of &#8220;Western Decadence&#8221; Mother pushes stroller with segway,&hellip; <a class=\"continue\" href=\"https:\/\/mattclare.ca\/blog\/2007\/07\/06\/more-money-than-energy\/\">Continue Reading<span> More money than energy<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattclare.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattclare.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattclare.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattclare.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattclare.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=413"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mattclare.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattclare.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattclare.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattclare.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}