I don’t know if you’ve seen it already, but if you haven’t, you must check out The Darth Side: Memoirs of a Monster – Darth Vader’s blog. It’s actually a Canadian comedian, and not only are the posts great but the responces to comments are gerat too!<\/p>\n
Here’s part of the post It’s Christmas On Hoth<\/i><\/p>\n “Admiral Ozzol took the fleet out of hyerspace too close to Hoth, and the Rebel Alliance were — you guessed it — alerted to our approach. The cornerstone of Ozzel’s arrogance is his insistence that rebel technology is so vastly inferior to Imperial technology that we need broker no caution……<\/p>\n “Ozzel just isn’t the creative type.<\/p>\n The problem is solved now, however. I crushed his trachea with my mind, and promoted Piett to command the fleet. I have transmitted to following note to Ozzel’s kin:<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n Dear House of Ozzel,<\/p>\n I regret to inform you that your son has been killed in the line of duty.<\/p>\n He was an incompetent, yammering boob and he will be missed by none. I have allowed the men to pillage his personal belongings, which is why we have enclosed nothing but the sole remaining item: a torn advertisements page from a magazine of midget pornography. May it shock and disturb you, and may you think of it always when you remember your dearly departed son, the ninny.<\/p>\n Know also that his limitations as a sub-par military professional caused the deaths of many of the Emperor’s loyal soldiers, whose funeral expenses will appear on your next tax assessment.<\/p>\n Sincerely, Too harsh? I call them as I see them.<\/p>\n
\n D. Vader\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n