Alright Brain, you don’t like me, and I don’t like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.<\/p>\n
Be quiet, Brain, or I’ll stab you with a Q-tip<\/p>\n
Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.<\/p>\n
If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn’t, its that girls should stick to girl’s sports, such as hot oil wrestling foxy boxy and such and such…<\/p>\n
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