Archive for April, 2005

The Planet’s Most Moronic Hacker

Wednesday, April 27th, 2005

I try not to just re-post slashdot, but this one was impossible to read at the time because the link got slash-dotted (what happens to a tinny server when all the slashdot readers go and hit it). So figured it’d be handy if I put a copy here and explained what’s up.

In order to appreciate this story you have to know a little about how the internet works. Communications over the internet, at it’s base network layer, uses a protocol called TCP/IP, Transfer Control Protocol/Internet Protocol. These IP numbers are the system of unique numbers given to computers on the internet. Names like yahoo.com acutally map back to an IP number, the domain name is only there to make it alot easier to connect to the number. Other protocols like HTTP, FTP, MSN Messenger, IRC (Internet Relay Chat) all operate as a layer on top of this protocol. It is the IP number system that makes the internet so robust.

According to Wikipedia, IP version 4, the current standard, uses 32-bit addresses, limiting it to 4,294,967,296 unique numbers. These numbers are in Dotted Decimal formant, like 207.142.131.235. Since IP numbers are scarce they are assigned by The Internet Assigned Numbers Authority in ranges. For example, Brock University was assigned 139.57.XXX.XXX and Geulph University 131.104.XXX.XXX, people with old-school cable modems have IPs that start with 24.

There are some numbers that have been reserved for special tasks, for example, 192.168.XXX.XXX was reserved for private networks and is now the IP range used by most home routers and wireless routers. One very useful reservation was the use of 127.0.0.1 to refer to your own computer. For example, if you have a Mac and goto System Preference > Sharing and turn on web sharing you can type 127.0.0.1 in your web browser and see your own web server – it will work with the network unplugged. Wikipedia has more on the classes of IP addresses.

Advice for the PM

Sunday, April 24th, 2005

My initial advice is to take the offer from the NDP – remove the corporate tax cuts from the budget and pass it with their help. While you’re at it, increase foreign aid (or debut relief) to the 0.7% of GDP that you promised Bono when you took over the party and Pearson promised the UN all those years ago.

When this government falls, and I think it will soon, I don’ t think Canadians will want another election. Canada would set records for voter apathy and produce a turn out lower than Iraq’s. The right thing to do is either anticipate it or react to it by asking the Governor General to ask her loyal opposition party to form a government. After all, this is the year 2005, we all can get a fairly accurate assessment of the public’s preference and I think they want the conservatives to form a government.

This will give the public a chance to ‘punish’ the liberals, and give Mr. Harper a chance to govern, which he has earned (regardless as how little I personally desire it). Mr. Harper will have to face the reality of leading a minority and will look less like a welcome alternative and more like the Stephen Harper of old. After all that happens there’s a good chance that a Liberal minority can start again and Mr. Martin will have to plan ahead about how he’ll gain support, as opposed to expecting it.

In any case, don’t expect much in the way of governing in the next year.

Sleeping or Dead?

Tuesday, April 19th, 2005

Now that we know that the new Pope, Pope Benedict XVI, is Joseph Ratzinger a new watch begins:

At lunch today Jen noticed this raccoon in the trees at Brock in the square between Thistle and Welch Hall. The question is, is it dead or asleep? We could burn the tree and see if the smoke has that tell-tale white of a burning raccoon, but that method hasn’t worked well lately. Instead we’ll have to wait in the square to see if the raccoon moves from that spot.

Racoon 1
Racoon 2

UPDATE 04/20/05

Still no movement from that raccoon – but he probably smells of wet animal about now. Let’s hope the wind keeps up!

Wet

UPDATE 04/21/05

Alive! (or fell to the ground). This morning the racoon was no longer in the treee!

Liberal Party Forcast

Wednesday, April 13th, 2005

Liberal 5 Day forcast
Click to view forcast

Given the latest news about the Liberal party’s alleged criminal acts and members leaving the party (like David Killgore who has now left both major federal parties) I have decided to look at their short term forecast.

My Tiger

Tuesday, April 12th, 2005

Tiger Pre Order

The best thing about being a Mac user and somone who works for a post-secondary institution is the prices Apple is willing to offer you.

Obviously, I’ll let everyone know how Apple’s next operating system, Tiger, is when it arrives. Once they send me the info on the seminar I’ll share whatever is in that – though I’m sure there isn’t much in the way of new info.

UPDATE: 13/04/05

Here’s what Apple’s OSX web site says about Tiger’s Automator features:

Are you the Mac expert in your family? Maybe every single time your sister posts new photos of your niece to her web site, your father asks you how to put them on his iPod photo. Simply make an Automator workflow that does it for him. You can save the workflow as an application to email to him. Course, if Dad is just looking for an excuse to call, you might have to find something else to talk about. Learn more…

This is why I need a copy as soon as they are available!

Crack Babies

Monday, April 11th, 2005

syringe

I took advantage of the nice weather this past Sunday and raked my lawn of the trash and leaves that had piled up over the winter. My house in St. Catharines is on a corner, by a school, with a hedge; so you couldn’t design a better neighborhood trash collector without some type of laser or fans. So I decided that since all the snow was finally gone it was time to clean things up.

StrollerFor starters, I got home to find a baby carriage wedged into the hedge. Perhaps there was a stroller on stroller collision at that corner and one was thrown out of the intersection. So I moved the baby carriage to the other side of the house by our trash, it has since moved down the street.

As I started to rake up all the leaves and trash: flyers, cigarettes, food packages, etc. I came across the item above: a pice of a syringe!

What is the only possible conclusion from these two pieces of evidence? My neighborhood has crack babies in it. Clearly babies are cruising down to the corner in their rides, getting jacked up and crawling back to their cribs – probably to hit the bottle. It’s a sad conclusion, but the only plausible one.

CNN’s roof top in Rome

Wednesday, April 6th, 2005

CNN tents
If you remember my post from a few months ago I described the multi-million dollar industry that is (was) waiting for the Pope’s death. All the major networks pay millions for access to roofs that overlook the Vatican and can see the Sistine Chapel in order to film the white smoke that will indicate the election of a new Pope.

Digital Globe has taken a picture of the Vatican and the huge line to view Pope John Paul II’s body. From this image you can see the white canvas or tarpaulins that mark CNN’s vantage point. That is to say, based on Anderson Cooper’s shot on and this image, I think it’s CNN’s location. Many broadcasters, including Peter Mansbridge and the CBC, are on rooftops on the south side of Via d. Conciliazione, the street that leads up to St. Peter’s Square.

Below is a small section of DigitalGlobe’s image that show’s CNN’s location/studio. The other picture should help you locate that location in relation to the Vatican and the rest of Rome. I think I even walked by it, from what I can trace from my visit two summers ago – not that it looked as it does now.

GlobalSecurity.org has a good collection of Vatican images where you can see that the CNN set is a recent construction.

Rome and the Vatican
click for much larger image

Site updates are done

Wednesday, April 6th, 2005

Get Firefox!I have finally finished my week long tweaking of this site. For the record, IE 5 and 6 are sooo bad at rendering web pages based on standards!

There were a few bugs in the CSS, which prevented the site from rendering properly on Safari, but I’ve found and corrected those. From here on it the site should ‘look normal’ – but you never know with Internet Exploder. Microsoft should stick to OSs, Office and their other applications – web browsers are not where their talents lie as Microsoft has no appreciation of open standards.

Area 51

Wednesday, April 6th, 2005

Area 51 from Google MapsI challanged the slashdoters to find Area 51 via Google Maps – someone (ShadowFlyP) found it! Check it out.

This is certainly not the best image of Area 51, but it’s cool that you can get a map to it from your house. You might want to try to input Mars as your starting location.

If you’ve never seen Area 51 before you should check out GlobalSecurity.org.

UPDATE: 04/13/05 Adam’s got a good collection of Goggle Maps finds over on the brain.


Ferrari Poster

Tuesday, April 5th, 2005

I bought this poster with all the Ferrari world champion drivers at the Toronto Auto Show, but just last weekend I got it framed. Ultimately this poster might end up decorating the walls of my garage, and I’ll be fine with that.

Ferrari race cars